Double Puzzle by Smithers

Solvers must enter Grid B's solutions jigsaw-wise, wherever they will fit in order to reveal (around the perimeter) when 4 1ac tuition was delivered (six words). Grid B's clues are listed in alphabetical order of their solutions.Solvers are invited to write a clue for one of those responsible for 4 1ac 18 5ac 16 derived from the shaded squares.

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Grid A

Across
1 See 4 Down
5 See 4 Down
9 Survive with revolting blemishes after which ship-of-the-desert sinks? (4,5)
10 Excessive jelly stored in Asian capital (5)
11 See 8 Down
12 This measures what the pussycat did in London (5)
13 See 25
16 See 4 Down
18 See 4 Down
20 Computer given by retarded dopesmoking chum? (6)
21/20D Enjoy having sex and love with right oaf? One wants model, but if it's the only thing available... (4,2,2,4,2)
24 Girl crazy setter's locked up (4)
25/13 27's tousled hairstyle keeping Bobby busy? (5,4)
26 It's in the centre of meat concealed in Stepney (4)
30 See 29 Down
31 Reliant Robin finally toppled going round bend - one can't travel thus (2,7)
32 Like the heart of Lady Muck (6)
33 See 29 Down

 Down
1 Butcher ropily getting tip of cleaver near to the opening of the intestines (7)
2 Take it as read: this Tellytubby's the best! (5)
3 What's the point of a banquet with no starter? (4)
4/1A/18/5A/16 'An Orchestra' (PG) - bestseller penned by Paul in disguise (8,7,6,6,4,4)
5 That woman squeezes hooter for a joke (6)
6 Defaced non-fiction book (4)
7 As an election candidate might relax? (4,1,4)
8/11 Nothing offered with detailed harp - it has a 1224 from 4 lac
18 5ac 16 (6,4)
14 Hate finding sailor on top of whore - we scarpered! (5)
15 How many practise Buddhism? (5)
17 Pat in nude's hideous - make-up's required! (9)
19 See 29
20 See 21 Across
22 He's right to uphold settlement (7)
23 He benefited on 4 lac 18 Sac 16 when tiny child grasped two rulers (2,4)
27 Expensive motor one's getting thanks to Arsene Wenger (5)
28 Pacemaker's boast brought up in foodstore (4)
29/30/33/19 Sparkling 24 from 4 lac 18 5ac 16 upsetting my husky identical twins. D'oh! (4,2,3,3,4,8)
Grid B

1 RAF barbers with no aspiration? (6)
2 Weed growing in floral garden (4)
3 Lice infesting his pad (6)
4 How could you find the way to the formicary with a squint? (6)
5 Bright and breezy at first, then inclement (6)
6 Killer put heart before head in legal challenge (8)
7 Was he adoring representation by artist putting the years on? (6,4)
8 Antiseptic needed when Smithers takes too many drugs in Spain (6)
9 Write down "Lyle" then? (6)
10 Find "swelling" in dictionary written by English master (6)
11 Sole on a plate, served with a hint of yolk (4)
12 Behave imperiously regarding Pooh? (8)
13 You and I getting sauce all over - thank God for that! (4)

14 I don't know that blend of Cashmere (6,2)
15 Travelling far? Accepts it's likely in such a ship (10)
16 Envelope containing German joiner's dessert (6)
17 The best tasting small urine sample (8)
18 Pegs out at the end of this process (8)
19 A couple of sentences put together when the kids are in school? (4,4)
20 Trimmed the bacon for Wackford Squeers? (8)
21 Religious ex-goalkeeper embraced by abstainer - that's fine (6)
22 Fatty might want to appear thus in take-away (4)
23 An invitation to dine when performin' cosmetic surgery? (4,2)
24 Russian relation molesting Ann, Lucy and Eva (5,5)
25 Shark seen in American river at the end of winter (6)
26 Discover room in the church when pegging undergarment on line (6)
27 Surrogate mother's web not as good, said Spooner (3-5)
28 The solvers' epistolic valediction from the pixies? (10)


To enter the competition, send your solution and clue  with explanation to derek@crosswordcentre.fsnet.co.uk before 1st May 2002. The writer of the best clue will receive a copy of Henry Hook's Cryptic Crosswords Vol 5